This is a REAL job?

WHEN A HOMESICK CAMPER ASKS IF SHE CAN GO HOME FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME

I’m just like,

Trying to figure out how much I get paid

I’m just like,

When chicken Caesar salad wraps are for lunch

I trot to the dining hall like,

When campers go on a whitewater paddling trip for the first time

And they’re all like,

When my favorite camper has a bad day

I just wanna be like,

WHEN I FINALLY MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN

I’m like,

 

BY THE END OF OPENING DAY

We’re all like, 

WHEN I SEE A CAMPER PUT MAYONNAISE ON HER GREEN BEANS

My friend and I are like, 

WHEN A CAMPER ASKS IF I WANT A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET

I’m like, 

AT MY CABIN MEETING ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF CAMP

I’m like,

 

WHEN MY TABLE SECRETLY GETS TWO DESSERTS AT DINNER

We’re all like,

When the campers perform their dance routines

I’m just like,

When the last one of my friends finally gets to camp

We’re all just like,

When I took my first trip out

I was just like,

When my friend gives my cabin a low inspection score and I lose my rest hour

I’m just like,